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Stop Hitting Yourself (A Mortal Kombat Song)

by Eric Fullerton

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The first rule of Mortal Kombat...

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Subzero pulls your head off with it's dangly spinal cord
then he throws you down and rides you like a surfboard

Ermac shrinks you down and he will squash you like a bug
Jax becomes a giant then his foot gives you a hug

Raiden blows you up with his Lightning Uppercut
Bo'Rai Cho gives you little something from his butt

Scorpion takes off his mask and gives you fire breath
Kenshi has you floating through his spinning blade of death

Don't Forget this Friday it is Take Your Daughter to Work Day
Better take an Uber instead of the subway

Kenshi's psychic powers can pop out your eyeballs
It's closing time last call for alcohols

[CHORUS]
Stop hitting yourself (x8)

Scorpion puts you in the lava face down
Shang Tsung's true form is a freaky clown

Freddy puts you in the oven til you're well-done
Sonya gets run over by a good ol hit n run

There is nothing worse than getting eaten by a tree
Except for maybe love that could never be

Tremor roughs you up and turns his hands into stone
Cassie breaks your jaw and takes a selfie with her phone

Cyrax ends it and blows up the world

Everybody
Everybody
Everybody dies.

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released February 15, 2019

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Eric Fullerton Huntsville, Alabama

Eric Fullerton is more than just another pop producer, and Kevin Smith look-alike. He can also play the accordion, harmonica, & cowbell at the same time!

Influenced heavily by 80s synthpop, 90s eurodance, & today's EDM, his blend of music crosses many subgenres. Taught by his mother to play piano at age 4, his work has since crossed multiple mediums including movies, TV & live performance. ... more

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